What is the craziest thing that you've ever witnessed?

The gathering of shells based on a voice that spoke up in my head, directing me to each Shell over the course of six months of walking on the beach every night in pompano Beach as I lived 1 block away. It culminated into again, six months later, this voice telling me to ring the shells I had strung onto a bracelet through fishing line I had also found on the beach, and seconds later, a 15 foot wide manta ray showed up along the shore and asked me to walk with him…

Don’t fall pray to the consumer and the TV addicted, advertisement nature of our society in which they tell you to : buy more, spend more, and question nothing while you are buying. Don’t think outside the box because we will use embarrassment and shame to make you feel like a tinfoil hatter…

Feeding father raccoon that ran up to grab the loaf of bread -after telling his family to run into the forest quickly-, and before he left, he dropped the food, walked back and grabbed my closed fist as I sat on my knees without moving, holding my fist he peeled open each finger until my palm was open and exposed, and he held his hand next to mine and looked at his and looked at mine and looked in my eyes for several seconds and then said HUMPH. then he turned, grabbed the big loaf of bread I had given him, and ran off into the woods.

What are some funny and smart quotes?

A presumably non-human manufactured flying vessel that crossed 50 miles of sky Horizontally and parallel to the horizon in about .03 seconds and 10 seconds later shot out of the atmosphere In .02 seconds…

Resist.

I have many more, but these are at the top of the list…

When was the first time your wife had beastiality?

This world is not all that it seems.